Define marketing =)

Define what is Marketing?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich.
Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'
2. You're at a party with a bunch o friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your
friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -
That's Advertising'
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's
Telemarketing'
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,
you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for
her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way,
I'm
rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You
are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich.
Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer
Feedback '
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich.
Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply
gap'
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and
she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm
rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives.- ' That's restriction for entering new
markets'(Copied)